I have something to confess, readers. As a cook, I get highly annoyed when I see so many vegans rely on soy sauce, tamari, teriyaki and other salty oriental-flavored ingredients to flavor every single dish. Nothing but the greatest respect is what I have for those who can create new meals, mix and match recipes, and for those vegan pioneers who always try to make some old favorite completely cruelty-free. However, when it comes to something down-home and Southern like chicken fried “steak”, “ham”burgers, and tofu “turkeys”... leave the soy sauce in the fridge.
I am here to break your soy sauce chains.
On an episode of The Food Network’s Top 5 regarding the Top Five Things That Taste Like Chicken, you might be surprised to know Tofurkey ranked number two.
Forget that. It doesn’t.
Tofurkey does not taste like chicken. It does not taste like turkey. Chicken and turkey taste awful, and I praise the Gods and Goddesses that no matter how hard you plead with a lump of tofu, it’s not going to taste like dead animal. The spices are what make the flavor. This dish is going to rely on Sage and Thyme, primarily. As for the stuffing, I do have a wonderful stuffing recipe I want to share with you, but today is not that day. Instead, I suggest you use Pepperidge Farm cubed, herb seasoned stuffing or some other kind that you may be partial to. The Tofurkey is work enough without making home-made stuffing to go along with it, and you’ll only need a little bit. The PF brand does have High Fructose Corn Syrup in it, so if you are trying to avoid that at all costs then I’d suggest going with something else. In our house we try to avoid HFCS because it has been known to cause diabetes when eaten every day as most people do; but one dinner with it won’t hurt you. At the very least, you can trust that it’s vegan!
For this recipe you are going to need cheesecloth. If you don’t have cheesecloth, you can substitute it with an old, extremely thin, loosely woven pillowcase that has been washed thoroughly, or an old sheet of the same type. It needs to be at the very least, two foot by two foot. I would go with 3x3 to have ample coverage for the tofu.
The goal of any Tofurkey should not be to take the place of a dead bird. Instead, the goal is to make a delicious Southern dish that can remind you of the scent and flavor of the holidays, and make a wonderful main course for just such an occasion. Are you ready? Here we go.
Stuffed Tofurkey Loaf
Tofurkey:
3 blocks of firm tofu
2 tablespoons sage
2 tablespoons thyme
1 tablespoon poultry seasoning
1 teaspoon garlic powder
1 teaspoon cumin
1/2 cup good quality vegetable broth
Stuffing:
1 small onion, chopped fine
3 stalks celery, diced
1 cup mushrooms, finely chopped
3 to 4 cloves garlic, minced
2 teaspoons sage
2 teaspoons oregano
2 teaspoons thyme
salt and pepper to taste
3 cups Pepperidge Farm Herb Stuffing
olive oil or margarine for sauteing.
Recommended Option:
Vegan brown gravy. You can usually find this in the organic section of your supermarket. If you can’t find any, here is a good recipe for it.
Supplies:
Colander, large mixing bowl, cheesecloth, knife, cutting board, loaf pan, aluminum foil, wooden spoon.
Directions:
Day 1:
The night before you plan to eat your Tofurkey, take out a large mixing bowl, a colander, a dinner plate and something very heavy. You will also need the cheesecloth, tofu, and the 1/2 cup veggie broth.
Set the colander into the bowl and lay out your cheesecloth so that it overlaps the edges but covers it all completely. Crumble the tofu well and place it in the cloth. Pour the veggie broth over the tofu, wrap the cheesecloth over it, set the dinner plate on top of that with your heavy object. The purpose of the dinner plate is to keep the heavy object from actually coming into contact with the tofu, so it can be anything. Luckily, when I made this dish it was very cold outside, and we had an outside room that had no heat - I simply set the entire pressed tofu out in the cold until the next day! You may not have such a place though, so make sure you have room in your fridge, and leave it there overnight.
Day 2: (Note: If you are not using brown gravy, then just put all of the mushrooms and onions below instead of 3/4.)

Saute the 3/4 of the onion you had set aside with the celery in a little olive oil or vegan margarine, in a medium saucepan. Add garlic and 3/4 of the mushrooms you set aside, taking care not to burn them. Follow the instructions on the stuffing bag, adding the spices set aside for the stuffing to the water as it heats up.
If you are using brown gravy, prepare it now, and preheat your oven to 400 degrees Fahrenheit.

It’s time for the tofu. Take it out of the fridge and get it all unwrapped, dump it into a bowl and toss out the excess liquid that strained through. Mix in your spices well with a wooden spoon, if you feel it needs more then feel free to add it. It is very hard to over spice this dish. In a loaf pan, make a ‘shell’ of tofu, about one to two inches thick on all sides, packing it tightly and leaving the top open. Basically, it’s going to look like a thick crust. Spoon in stuffing until it almost reaches the top of the tofu, and here I like to put just about three tablespoons of gravy or so over the stuffing. If you made it, do the same.
Now cover the top with tofu and smooth it out so it looks like a nice, solid loaf. At this point, you’re going to pour some of the gravy over the top, smothering it. Cover it completely with foil and bake for around one hour, depending on individual oven temperatures.
If you made gravy, now is the time to sauté your extra onions and mushrooms. Add them into what’s left of the gravy.
Once the turkey is done, paste individual slices with the gravy and serve with any extra stuffing and cranberry sauce!
Servings: 4
The holidays left me with little time to do complete drawings for you all, I hope that some digital sketches will suffice!
Also I must give lots of thanks to my guy who took the time to transfer what seems like over a hundred of my recipes from my old PC to my iBook. Vegan guys are the sweetest. ;)
Cheers and Happy Eating!
Amber Finch